As you may notice, the blog looks a little hokie.  The reason is that one of my old sites had a security flaw and apparently this site had spam emails attached to it.  I went ahead and just flushed out the old wordpress install and upgraded.  I exported all my old post, but not any pics, so I will have to go back and fix that.

Also, the old themes are gone.  It’s time for some new ones anyway.  Until that gets fixed up, the blog may look a little weird.

In addition, I will be updating this more often in the future so stay tuned.

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Tonight, my friend Summer and I went to check out Carlos Mencia at the Richmond Funny Bone. The Funny Bone is THE comedy club in the state. This was the third time Summer and I had been there and the first time for a major comedian. It was fucking awesome. Carlos is one of Summer’s comedic idols and she was stoked. She texted me around 3 am Sunday to tell me about the show and we wound up reserving tickets for the 7:30 show tonight.

The show was opened by Carlos’ brother Joseph. Yes, that is the same Joseph from the show. Juan Villareal was the next performer. He was good but looked like he belonged in a Grand Theft Auto game. Next, Cristela Alonzo performed. She has written for Mind of Mencia. Very cute. Great comedian. She actually pointed out first that Juan looked like he belonged in GTA. Her opening was great. To paraphrase she said first you have Joseph, who you can’t understand followed by Juan who looked like he belonged in a Grand Theft Auto game. Then you have me, “I actually went to college. Her bit about rappers promising shit to women was classic. Next Brad Williams came out to perform. Contrary to popular belief, he is NOT Wee Man. He gave shit to everyone. His bit about deaf people being politically incorrect was awesome.

Finally we get to the man we all came to see, Carlos Mencia. His opening set about the Olympics was great. I don’t know if he put this material together before the Olympics or waited until afterwards, but it was awesome. As usual, he doesn’t pull any punches. The tornader and potater bits were great, especially when he figured out HOW they got r’s at the end of potato and tornado. Also, some of his jokes are fairly high brow. There were a few that maybe 10% of the people in the room got. Of course, he had to give everyone else shit about falling off the comedy bus. Ding! Fries ready. “They have some soft pillers.”

Even New Orleans got shit. You have to really stop to think like he said. They build New Orleans below sea level and in the early 1900′s a hurricane fucked it up. Then of course we know what happened with Katrina, and they still rebuilt. To quote him, there a retard going “Maybe you should put some dirt on it and build it up some…” Ding! Fries ready!

The Obama and politic bit was great. Obama is apparently going to be the Abraham Lincoln for white people. If you want to know what I am talking about, BUY A TICKET AT THE NEXT SHOW. Ding! Fries ready!

At the end of the show, Carlos and the gang got up on stage to tell some various jokes. What do you call a mexican baptismal? Bean dip. How do you know if you are at a gay cookout? The hot dogs taste like shit. And my favorite, “What do fat chicks and bricks have in common? They both will get laid by mexicans.”

After the show was equally great. They were selling merchandise, taking pictures, etc. You had to pay $20 to have your pic taken with Carlos. I paid for it so that Summer could have a copy. (The pic is above.) The best part of the night happened then. We got up there to take our pic and Carlos real quick checked out Summer. He leaned over to me just so only I could hear and said, “Good for you man!” Obviously he approves. LOL. Summer got a kick out of it too when I told her cause “Carlos Mencia thinks she is hot.” Funny shit. After he signed her stuff, I got distracted for a sec and I was going to get him to sign my glass. I then noticed the next people were there. I was going to go off and he was like, “No man, what you want me to sign?” See that was cool too. It wasn’t just an assembly line sign off and send on. Summer and I took off and went back to the car and she was gushing for a while and we just kinda hung out. Anywho, a little while later, I was finally driving off and we could see Carlos sitting on one of the tables talking to about 5 or 6 fans. It was only him, some of his crew and the few fans. It was good that he was willing to hang around like that and talk to people. Shit like that is going to get people coming back. I know if we get another chance to see him, we will be there.

Now I need to find a place nearby that Robin Williams will be performing.

My semester project is going well.  For those that don’t know, I am working on getting Stud8orbetter.com active.  I have a lot of the content that I had intended to put on the site already completed.  Sadly, I am coming to realize just how rarely this game is spread live.  Hopefully in the next few years more people will pick up the game due to H.O.R.S.E, but for now it seems that online will be the main place to work on my Stud 8 game.

I had my interview last week for a potential job during the WSOP as a reporter.  I still have another step to go through, but after that I should know one way or another.  If this job doesn’t come through, then chances are I will start looking in the IT sector again after camp is over with.  Technically, I probably have enough reserves to last the rest of the year if I wanted to push it, but I’m not going to do that.  As far as the business is concerned, I will likely just work the one client that I have left part time if I end up back in the workforce.

Poker is really beginning to tug at me again.  Stars and Stripes starts in a couple of weeks and I REALLY want to go.  At the same time I know that money is a little tight to be going on a trip like that.  I think that if the job at the WSOP doesn’t go through that I will go out around the WSOP to LA and play at The Mini Series and maybe in Vegas at a couple of the lower buyin Binions events.  I have enough points built up for a free flight anywhere, so I could fly out free, stay with a couple of friends and only have to come up with a rental car.  I think I might just do that.

That it for now.  Take care of yourselves.

After over a year blogging on Myspace, I have decided to go ahead and setup my own personal blogging website. This site will be about any and everything, however poker will probably dominate a good portion of my writings. Over the last couple of years I have been playing professional poker tournaments at various levels with some success. I haven’t won millions but I have had a lot of great memories and have met a lot of good people.

I am NOT a professional poker player, and most likely I will never be one. One main difference between myself and other players that have recently started is that I prefer non-holdem games. Non-Holdem games will likely be the focus of a lot of my poker writing. Dont get me wrong, I play Holdem and actually by largest paydays in tournaments have been in Limit Holdem events, but I dont enjoy the game as much, and I play more for the love of the game than I do for the money.

If you have anything you would like to hear about, especially poker related, let me know. I will be glad to share. Otherwise, sit back and enjoy the ride. Hopefully it will be a long one.

THE James